Thursday, July 16, 2009

Good for Body and Sole

As if I needed another reason to buy another pair of hot shoes -- turns out, not just good for your soul, they're also good for your sex drive.

According to a very scientific study, women who wear high heels have higher sex drive and good lookin' legs. Credit cards out, ladies.

In related news, those sad, plastic excuses called Crocs are going out of business. Coincidence? Look in your soul.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Hello Claudine Zap,

I couldn't track down your email address so I'll just post this message here.

I just read your article "From Uruguay to Hollywood" on Yahoo, the one about Fede Alvarez. It's inspiring. It seems that Hollywood has a high demand for directors who can do much with very little.

I think we are on the brim of a new cinematic movement, one that requires talent more than financing, and a few newly discovered directors are leading it. Of course these visionary directors are rare, and like any valuable gem, quite hard to find. But they are out there somewhere, they show up in the oddest of places, and when found, bring great riches to their discoverers...

How about this for a headline:

"ALL TEENAGE CAST CREATES BRILLIANT NO-BUDGET FILM"

It'd be great right? Every teenager, every wannabe actor, every aspiring artist in the world would rush the theater. To think that a quality film could be made by a bunch of regular, inexperienced kids without a dime of financing. Talk about an underdog story! And what great timing, in the midst of a depression! No wonder Paranormal Activity has done so well...

Of course it'd never happen right.

Teenagers + ambition - money - professional experience - industry connections = disaster

Or it equals Cherries & Clover.

www.cherriesandclover.com

- Matt

MatthewMoliterni@hotmail.com

MJ Offen said...

Your "scientific" article on Yahoo is literally the worst piece of pseudo journalism I have ever read. Shame on you. You hurt the team with that one, speaking both as a writer and a feminist. Don't dumb down like that. It's sickening.

Unknown said...

enjoy the comments on this story trashing it's author. http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93659#comments

Anonymous said...

Please cease and desist all further post on all of the internet, newspapers, journals, or other forms of media that are accessible to the public. I cannot stand to hear any more of your horrible "news" stories on Yahoo. They are not news. Go out and talk about something interesting. Please. If you can't do that. STOP.